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Things You Never Want To Hear Your Flight Crew Say After Takeoff  by: Charles Brown Perhaps I should explain. This list came to me after spending one too many days dealing with airports and airplanes. Besides, I thought it would be a nice change from the usual serious travel tips and information I serve up on www.guerrillatraveler.blogspot.com. --Don’t worry; this baby can still fly just fine with only one engine. --$100 says this thing can too do a barrel roll. --Let’s see if that loudmouth Delta pilot can play a little game of “chicken” --Captain, did you just say, “Thank you for flying Jihad Airlines” ? --No, I thought it was your turn to close the airtight door. --Idiot! Never, never, set your coffee cup on that “Fuel Dump” button. --Wow, what a coincidence, it’s my first day on the job, too. --Captain, why don’t you just put this thing on auto-pilot and come join our little party? --Does anyone know what that flashing red light thingy is? --What do you mean, you just got us a 50% discount at our last refueling stop? --Tower, did you just say, “eeney, meeney, miney, moe? --Here’s your parachute, here’s yours, and yours, and here’s mine. COPYRIGHT © 2006, Charles Brown. All rights reserved About The Author Charles Brown is a former attorney who now spends his time indulging his passion for travel and shares the unique travel destinations and unbeatable travel bargains he uncovers on his blog, Guerrilla Traveler - Adventure on a Budget, www.guerrillatraveler.blogspot.com. This article was posted on January 20, 2006   View More Videos from the "Travel and Leisure" category: Visit the Chillon Castle in Switzerland Visit Venice at Sunset in Italy Lasyone's Meat Pies in Natchitoches Louisiana Exploring the Villages in Dordogne, France   Read More Articles from the "Travel and Leisure" Category: Fabulous Beach Vacations Appeal to the Whole Family by Lori Wilkerson Indiana Jones and the cave of John the Baptist by Moshe Reinfeld Exotic Georgia Roadkill by Ed Williams A Guide to the Significance of Pompeii for Travelers by Richard Monk Dog Friendly Hotels Are Giving A Warm Welcome To Four-Legged Guests by David Brights 6 Tips for Paranoid Travelers by Brad Kadinski Great Daytrips From Dublin - Ireland by Andy Burrows Finding Cheap Hotel Rates by Jay Moncliff Best Alaska Day Cruise Destinations by Ryan Tollefsen Romantic Weekend Getaways by Steve Gillman << Back to "Travel And Leisure" Index

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