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Senator Craig Re-Explains Upturned Hand; Says He Was Panhandling  by: Tom Attea Senator Larry Craig has re-explained why his palm was turned up. He is said to have told reporters, “Originally, I said I was picking up a piece of paper. But now I confess. I was panhandling. You see, I left my wallet at home.” A reported asked why he changed his story. “To tell you the truth, until now, I’ve been ashamed to tell the truth. You see, I’d never want anybody to think a US Senator would have to beg for money, especially in an airport restroom. But the truth is, I was hungry, I was broke, and I wanted a Big Mac.” When the arresting officer was informed of the Senator’s new explanation, he said, “His hand was definitely in a position where he wanted me to drop something in it. But I didn’t hear him say, ‘Brother, can you spare a dime?’” About The Author Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience." Read More Articles from the "Humor" Category: Al-Sadr And Ahmadinejad Hope Nobody Notices Their Clever Teamwork by Tom Attea Clever Golden Retriever, Toby, Performs Performs Heimlich Maneuver On Choking Owner by Tom Attea Very Clever Mozart: For not having Mohammed’s head in the original production of Idomeneo by Tom Attea A Real Hajj Pajj by Karen Fish According To News, Happiness Is No Longer Possible; World Too Crazy by Tom Attea Double Peppermint Schnapps on the Rocks by Kingston Amadan Idiotic Human Behavior Traced To Greenhouse Gases by Tom Attea France and America Agree On An Issue; Both Nations Declare National Holiday by Tom Attea Top 40 'Things Said On Christmas Day' - EVERY Year! by Martyn Brown Going Bonkers With Baubles, Berries & Bells by Theolonius McTavish << Back to "Humor" Index

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