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Senator Craig Re-Explains Upturned Hand; Says He Was Panhandling  by: Tom Attea Senator Larry Craig has re-explained why his palm was turned up. He is said to have told reporters, “Originally, I said I was picking up a piece of paper. But now I confess. I was panhandling. You see, I left my wallet at home.” A reported asked why he changed his story. “To tell you the truth, until now, I’ve been ashamed to tell the truth. You see, I’d never want anybody to think a US Senator would have to beg for money, especially in an airport restroom. But the truth is, I was hungry, I was broke, and I wanted a Big Mac.” When the arresting officer was informed of the Senator’s new explanation, he said, “His hand was definitely in a position where he wanted me to drop something in it. But I didn’t hear him say, ‘Brother, can you spare a dime?’” About The Author Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience."   View More Videos from the "Humor" category: Jon Stewart - Profile Chatting With Comedian Jazz Mann NYC's 'American Candy' Comedy Review How to Act in the Office   Read More Articles from the "Humor" Category: Tony Blair To Resign As British PM; May Run For US Vice President by Tom Attea New Government Study Fails To Locate Mexicans Who Know What A Ladder Is by Tom Attea Our Need For William Shatner by Kenneth McCormick Your Holiday To-Don't List: Key to Surviving Obsessive Giving Disorder by Joan Bechtel Hell Is Hot But It Isn't a Bad Place To Live by Edward Kemper Queen Exiled to Italy! by Robert William Locke More Good News About Booze by Tom Attea Double Peppermint Schnapps on the Rocks by Kingston Amadan What Guys Really Want For Christmas! by Matthew C. Keegan How To Cope When You Are Surrounded By Idiots by Ben Goode << Back to "Humor" Index

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