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Cheryl Crow Touches Carl Rove; Arm Falls Off  by: Tom Attea During a White House Correspondents Dinner, Cheryl Crow, who, with Laurie David, is doing a Stop Global Warming College Tour, went up to Carl Rove, hoping to discuss the environmental issue with him. Carl didn't seem overly pleased with the subject matter. Unaware of just how toxic his response might be, Cheryl touched his arm to soothe his irascible behavior. "Don't touch me!" he barked at her, provoking some discussion as to the stability of his psychological state. Cheryl beat a quick retreat, never suspecting that later in the evening her arm would fall off. She was rushed to the hospital, where it was reattached, and she continued her environmentally correct tour. About The Author Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience." This article was posted on July 09, 2007   View More Videos from the "Humor" category: Copyright Superhero Lawsuit Generate's Peggy Mansfield on the Web Series Republicrats Booty Fitness-Wall Chair GE #44 The Funniest Infomercial Parodies on the Web   Read More Articles from the "Humor" Category: Selling Like Hotcakes? Tickle My... by Alexis Vain Bush Claims Approval Rating At All Time High; His Wife Told Him by Tom Attea Death to Fleas by Mary Arnold A World In Love With Jokes by Justine Nofal Ten Things To Worry About And Ten Not To Worry About; Let’s Make A List by Tom Attea Toyoto Becomes Number One Car Company; Thanks General Motors by Tom Attea Halloween Tricks for Trick or Treaters by S. Roberts The Reptire by Bob Wood Oil Update From BP: A Bear Ate The Pipeline by Tom Attea People in Your Office are Morons! by Jason Myers << Back to "Humor" Index

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