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Good News! George Bush May Run For Third Term  by: Tom Attea President George Bush, noting the large number of presidential candidates, particularly Democratic ones, is rumored to be thinking of asking for a constitutional exception that would allow him to run for a third term. “How come so many other people can run for President and I can’t,” he asked, “especially when I’m the one with the experience?” When recipients of his intimations pointed out that such a run would go counter to the Constitution, he replied, “Certainly we can get around that. Didn’t FDR during World War II? And aren’t we at war now? Frankly, I just can’t see how the country can get along without me.” The very thought of a third term by Bush has resulted in a dramatic increase in apoplexy among Democrats, with Senator Kennedy stating, “It’s enough to make me consider going back to Martha’s Vineyard forever.” The only one who seems to look forward to the prospect of a third term by Mr. Bush is Mrs. Bush, who learned a long time ago what it’s like to be married to the decider. About The Author Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience." This article was posted on June 25, 2007   View More Videos from the "Humor" category: Sam and Max Season 3 Trailer Comedy Tackles the 2010 World Cup What Are the 7 Fingers The Other Guys Movie Review   Read More Articles from the "Humor" Category: Home Business Mobile Disco - Quick Before We Get Locked In by Martyn Brown General Motors Finds A Way To Use Solar Power Even When It Can’t Afford To Install It by Tom Attea Halloween Takes A Hit; Ghosts And Vampires Are Now Scientifically Impossible by Tom Attea Crash Course on Wedding Crashing by Hanif Khaki Winning Ways at Interviews by Charles Trumpess Genealogy Check Reveals Al Sharpton Related To Donald Trump by Tom Attea Aye, Capt’n Bush, 'Tis Not Only The Storm But The Navigation by Tom Attea Clever Monkey Of The Week: Tony Blair, For saying “mad anti-Americanismâ€� among European diplomats isn’t fair. by Tom Attea Form Of Argument Used By Terrorists Not In Aristotle’s Rhetoric by Tom Attea Good News! George Bush May Run For Third Term by Tom Attea << Back to "Humor" Index

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