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Urgent Search For New Islamic Sect, Called Smiley Muslims  by: Tom Attea As Shiites and Sunnis continue to knock each other off in Iraq and rant against the West, the search for a new Muslim sect has become urgent. The revolutionary spin off, to be called Smiley Muslims, has only one religious duty: smiling. No member is encouraged to carry a gun or don a suicide belt. Not even to rave on about how holy Islam is compared to any other religion and vow to kill all the infidels. Even praying five times a day or shouting "God is great!" is not required. In fact, the Smiley Muslim is sort of the Islamic equivalent of Peter Sellers in Being There, with an ever-present, angelic smile. This is the sole reformative duty of the sect to Allah. The new group is expected to quickly become the most popular and well-liked Muslim sect in history. About The Author Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience." This article was posted on November 08, 2006   View More Videos from the "Humor" category: Sweet Sexual Panther Comedian Ryan Belleville How to Handle Crying Babies Comedian Brian Lazanik Why Men Scratch Their Crotch   Read More Articles from the "Humor" Category: Time For America To Bring Down The Curtain On The Ballet Frankenstein by Tom Attea French Youths Protest Pink-Slip Rule by Tom Attea New Books About Science And Religion: Same Old Arguments, So Here’s A New One by Tom Attea New York Is The Safest Big City; Now, That’s Scary. by Tom Attea Cartoon Humor Can Tickle Your Funny Bone by Anita Agrawal Halloween Tricks for Trick or Treaters by S. Roberts Magical Yahoo Readings by Christopher Jon Luke Dowgin More Good News About Booze by Tom Attea Bin Laden’s Garden Of Earthly Frights by Tom Attea You're Not On Mute, You Know by Constance Weygandt << Back to "Humor" Index

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