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U. S. Population Reaches 300 Million; Wow, That’s A Lot Of Lovemaking!  by: Tom Attea The US population has now reached 300 million. True, it has taken since the ancestors of the American Indians migrated across the Aleutian Islands and dropped in via Alaska and since the Mayflower contributed the first European contingent. But what can we say? Even given early Puritanical restraint and continuing inexplicable guilt about making out the way we were created to, we made it. Of course, there are the inevitable concerns about overpopulation. But look at it this way: the entire Grand Canyon is still empty. So congratulations to this great and reproductive population, from way back when until an especially enjoyable night about nine months ago. We can only hope that a lot of the lovemaking has been really great. About The Author Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience." This article was posted on November 07, 2006   View More Videos from the "Humor" category: Sam and Max Season 3 Trailer Comedy Tackles the 2010 World Cup What Are the 7 Fingers The Other Guys Movie Review   Read More Articles from the "Humor" Category: Home Business Mobile Disco - Quick Before We Get Locked In by Martyn Brown General Motors Finds A Way To Use Solar Power Even When It Can’t Afford To Install It by Tom Attea Halloween Takes A Hit; Ghosts And Vampires Are Now Scientifically Impossible by Tom Attea Crash Course on Wedding Crashing by Hanif Khaki Winning Ways at Interviews by Charles Trumpess Genealogy Check Reveals Al Sharpton Related To Donald Trump by Tom Attea Aye, Capt’n Bush, 'Tis Not Only The Storm But The Navigation by Tom Attea Clever Monkey Of The Week: Tony Blair, For saying “mad anti-Americanismâ€� among European diplomats isn’t fair. by Tom Attea Form Of Argument Used By Terrorists Not In Aristotle’s Rhetoric by Tom Attea Good News! George Bush May Run For Third Term by Tom Attea << Back to "Humor" Index

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