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Debate Opponent Knocks Hillary’s Looks; Surgically Removes Self From Contention  by: Tom Attea There are a lot of things you can say about Hillary Clinton, and just about all of them have been said too many times. Now, her Republican opponent for Senate in New York, John Spencer, decided to say something about her looks. "You ever see a picture of her back then? Whew," the desperate politico reportedly confided to a reporter for the New York Daily News. "I don't know why Bill married her," he reportedly raved on. He is also reported to have said that she had benefited from "millions of dollars of work – plastic surgery." “She looks good now," he supposedly conceded. His attack immediately labeled him as such an airhead that he surgically removed himself from contention, not that, according to the pollsters, he was ever in contention. Hillary handled her pillory of him with the aplomb of the practiced politician she has become. The Daily News article contained a photograph of her as a teenager. She joked with reporters, saying, "My high school picture was cute." About The Author Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience." This article was posted on November 06, 2006 Read More Articles from the "Humor" Category: Comedians Of Tomorrow by David Fishman Watching the NFL versus the MLB by Jason OConnor "They" Are Finally Revealed by Cy Yablonsky Double Peppermint Schnapps on the Rocks by Kingston Amadan Mixers, Pinatas and Other Illegal Items by Edie Deween French Youths Protest Pink-Slip Rule by Tom Attea George Bush’s Secrets to Better Golf by Karen Fish Bin Laden Dead Or Alive? Since Nobody's Sure, We Wrote Both Articles by Tom Attea New York Is The Safest Big City; Now, That’s Scary. by Tom Attea Oui, Monsieur, The French Are Not Immune; Si, Signore, Even The Pope Must Do The Rope A Dope by Tom Attea << Back to "Humor" Index

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