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Debate Opponent Knocks Hillary’s Looks; Surgically Removes Self From Contention  by: Tom Attea There are a lot of things you can say about Hillary Clinton, and just about all of them have been said too many times. Now, her Republican opponent for Senate in New York, John Spencer, decided to say something about her looks. "You ever see a picture of her back then? Whew," the desperate politico reportedly confided to a reporter for the New York Daily News. "I don't know why Bill married her," he reportedly raved on. He is also reported to have said that she had benefited from "millions of dollars of work – plastic surgery." “She looks good now," he supposedly conceded. His attack immediately labeled him as such an airhead that he surgically removed himself from contention, not that, according to the pollsters, he was ever in contention. Hillary handled her pillory of him with the aplomb of the practiced politician she has become. The Daily News article contained a photograph of her as a teenager. She joked with reporters, saying, "My high school picture was cute." About The Author Tom Attea, humorist and creator of http://NewsLaugh.com, has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his writing "delightfully funny," "witty," with "good, genuine laughs" and "great humor and ebullience." This article was posted on November 06, 2006   View More Videos from the "Humor" category: Sweet Sexual Panther Comedian Ryan Belleville How to Handle Crying Babies Comedian Brian Lazanik Why Men Scratch Their Crotch   Read More Articles from the "Humor" Category: Time For America To Bring Down The Curtain On The Ballet Frankenstein by Tom Attea French Youths Protest Pink-Slip Rule by Tom Attea New Books About Science And Religion: Same Old Arguments, So Here’s A New One by Tom Attea New York Is The Safest Big City; Now, That’s Scary. by Tom Attea Cartoon Humor Can Tickle Your Funny Bone by Anita Agrawal Halloween Tricks for Trick or Treaters by S. Roberts Magical Yahoo Readings by Christopher Jon Luke Dowgin More Good News About Booze by Tom Attea Bin Laden’s Garden Of Earthly Frights by Tom Attea You're Not On Mute, You Know by Constance Weygandt << Back to "Humor" Index

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